When your model, who clearly has just escaped from a hospital of some sort, doesn’t even want to show her face, you know you have an AWESOME product.

These two things obviously go together.

Nothing says love like vision loss.

If you receive this little gem on the 14th, you are dating a serial killer. Stop reading my blog and go call the police. Now, sweetie.

Fun Fact: Cooking breakfast does not a good present make.

Love Rats. Possibly the best idea ever. That is all.

Give the gift of hooking this year. It is truly the gift that keeps on giving. And giving.. and giving.. for five more dolla