My ode to Tony Romo, sung to the tune of Tony Toni Tone. I’m a very serious artist, what can I say?

Most say he’s mellow, quite a nice fellow,

Met Jessica, got his picture in Hello.

They went to Mexico, drank Corona with lime,

Practice for the game? Please, he didn’t have time.

It didn’t work out, Dallas didn’t win.

Tony Tony Tony has done it again!

It feels gooooood... or, ok wait.. not really. Everyone is super pissed.

The End

But seriously, I don’t really blame Jessica. Or Tony for that matter.  The Cowboys had a really lucky good season. And Tony is still kinda hot. What I really want to say is... Go Broncos! (next year, when maybe you don’t suck so bad)

Anyhooo, what’s truly important about this whole mess, is that I was finally motivated to look at Jessica Simpson’s shoe line. And you know what? It wasn’t awful. There, I said it. That doesn’t mean I’m about to run off and buy my copy of Blonde Ambition (seriously Luke Wilson, you’re better than that). But it wasn’t nearly as bad as I expected. Granted, some of them look a little cheap, but they are cheap. Most of them under $100. I give them 3 talking heads in place of the usual stars.